Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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