My nipple is on Facebook.
She said her name was "party"
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
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sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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