I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
