It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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