Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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