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(731): View more from Tennessee

Oral text is very safe with the right protection.

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(519): View more from Ontario

was it more than 30 minutes?

(416): View more from Ontario

ya

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then you're in a relationship

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(501): View more from Arkansas

So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.

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bonus

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.

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(305): View more from Florida

It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie

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(425): View more from Washington

Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!

(425): View more from Washington

Just 2. But still.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.

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