About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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