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• (260): View more from Indiana

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  (260): View more from Indiana

  you suck at this game today

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk

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• (516): View more from New York

  you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed

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  well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'

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  we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?

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• (805): View more from California

  Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...

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