Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
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What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be