It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
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I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Did we literally take a cab across the street
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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