she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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