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I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
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they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
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During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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