i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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