I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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