he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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