so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I have tasted many bathrooms
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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