We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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