He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
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we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
a search helicopter?!
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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