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(248): View more from Michigan

Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure

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(248): Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure http://tfl.nu/x7gl

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(651): View more from Minnesota

my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!

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I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends

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(651): my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing! (651): I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends http://tfl.nu/p5go

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(443): View more from Maryland

You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding

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(443): You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding http://tfl.nu/vxqr

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(443): View more from Maryland

We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....

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(443): We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich.... http://tfl.nu/i7fe

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(773): View more from Illinois

omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...

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(773): omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this... http://tfl.nu/ilg0

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(530): View more from California

I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.

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fuck. you.

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(530): I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight. (1-530): fuck. you. http://tfl.nu/1kgv

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics

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(662): I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics http://tfl.nu/lc06

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(416): View more from Toronto

We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.

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(416): We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water. http://tfl.nu/lb4i

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He was the only guy who ever made me cry..

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Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?

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(330): He was the only guy who ever made me cry.. (1-330): Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach? http://tfl.nu/1khh

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If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that

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(805): If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that http://tfl.nu/xc7d

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I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster

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(870): I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster http://tfl.nu/2cv6

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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads

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Croutons?

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(787): He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads (1-787): Croutons? http://tfl.nu/yr5t

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I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.

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(570): I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep. http://tfl.nu/gcag

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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?

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(304): Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis? http://tfl.nu/2x4t

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You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.

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(704): You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor. http://tfl.nu/wkix

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