Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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