Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (612): How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk http://tfl.nu/wp9g
  Replies (7) Good night (979) Bad night (3482)
• Favorite

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  dude are you serious?

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I know you already have a pic on your phone

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (978): Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave (617): dude are you serious? (978): I know you already have a pic on your phone http://tfl.nu/k6lt
  Replies (95) Good night (2551) Bad night (3096)
• Favorite

  (252): View more from North Carolina

  Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (252): Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot? http://tfl.nu/byc9
  Replies (14) Good night (4407) Bad night (819)
• Favorite

  (301): View more from Maryland

  I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...

  (443): View more from Maryland

  How'd that go?

  (301): View more from Maryland

  Hes on his way with a baseball bat...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (301): I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been... (443): How'd that go? (301): Hes on his way with a baseball bat... http://tfl.nu/x8jv
  Replies (14) Good night (828) Bad night (4140)
• Favorite

  (678): View more from Georgia

  he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (678): he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people. http://tfl.nu/q5y8
  Replies (33) Good night (894) Bad night (3603)
• Favorite

  (954): View more from Florida

  i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (954): i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed. http://tfl.nu/a1x5
  Replies (24) Good night (7096) Bad night (1168)
• Favorite

  (216): View more from Ohio

  somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (216): somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen. http://tfl.nu/y8ck
  Replies (17) Good night (9012) Bad night (1014)
• Favorite

  (785): View more from Kansas

  It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (785): It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night... http://tfl.nu/p0ds
  Replies (25) Good night (2427) Bad night (4481)
• Favorite

  (734): View more from Michigan

  Walk of Shame today included voting.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (734): Walk of Shame today included voting. http://tfl.nu/glwh
  Replies (26) Good night (6106) Bad night (880)
• Favorite

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (704): Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine http://tfl.nu/h0jd
  Replies (21) Good night (4369) Bad night (1197)
• Favorite

  (845): View more from New York

  you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (845): you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic http://tfl.nu/aiqs
  Replies (4) Good night (2382) Bad night (519)
• Favorite

  (212): View more from New York

  The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (212): The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane http://tfl.nu/6wh0
  Replies (7) Good night (2033) Bad night (910)
• Favorite

  (916): View more from California

  My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (916): My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher. http://tfl.nu/1p6a
  Replies (2) Good night (1342) Bad night (1137)
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis http://tfl.nu/car4
  Replies (7) Good night (1038) Bad night (466)
• Favorite

  (816): View more from Missouri

  The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (816): The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles. http://tfl.nu/r0bo
  Replies (4) Good night (262) Bad night (637)

Randomize