yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Randomize
