I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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