My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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