At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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