I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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