So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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