BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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