Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
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I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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