handjob tips. give me some.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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