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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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