i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
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"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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