Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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