quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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