awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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