For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
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I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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