...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
They took my balls.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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