I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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