we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
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