craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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