So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
My vagina is very pro this idea
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