Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
My vagina just recognized that song.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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