Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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