i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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