I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
you're hired as official boob wrangler
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