and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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