Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
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The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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