yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I think your dad took our porno
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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