Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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