it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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