This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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