so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
