i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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