This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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