I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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