I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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