I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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