Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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