I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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